Jv On The Run’s Top Ten
Gifts that I’ve earned
- 1.
love
- 2.
respect
- 3.
close friends
- 4.
time
- 5.
choice
- 6.
my belly (about to slim that up)
- 7.
mentorship
- 8.
my version of success
- 9.
connectivity
- 10.
happiness
Ro’s Top Ten
Things i thought i’d never be able to live without
- 1.
sony discman
- 2.
hair crimper
- 3.
nestle crunch bars
- 4.
tetris
- 5.
’cars that go boom’
- 6.
legal pads
- 7.
sleep
- 8.
pizza
- 9.
my college boyfriend(s)
- 10.
encyclopedias
Pam’s Top Ten
Reason’s i’m lucky
- 1.
dov
- 2.
debbie
- 3.
naomi
- 4.
jeff
- 5.
jordan
- 6.
tammy
- 7.
ari
- 8.
roneet
- 9.
steph
- 10.
carmi
Seth’s Top Ten
Reasons I’m happy the world didn’t end
- 1.
homeland
- 2.
game of thrones
- 3.
elementary
- 4.
true blood
- 5.
breaking bad
- 6.
sons of anarchy
- 7.
louie
- 8.
parks and recreation
- 9.
the daily show
- 10.
going outside…MAYbe.
Dave’s Top Ten
Perverted lines you hear during a sporting event
- 1.
“he got great penetration”
- 2.
”He favors delivering to a tight end”
- 3.
”We need a hooker before we can come together in a scrum.”
- 4.
”She accelerates with every stroke.”
- 5.
”After 18 holes, it’s hard to walk”
- 6.
“We got 5 on 3 action for two minutes.”
- 7.
“I think this could be a really special horse…I should know, I mounted her mother.”
- 8.
“This is a game of inches”
- 9.
“You pound them inside by using your size and ability.”
- 10.
“He is long and slow in his delivery.”
Ari’s Top Ten
KOSHER FOODS FOR CHRISTMAS
- 1.
Sesame Chicken
- 2.
Hunan Beef
- 3.
Lemon Chicken
- 4.
Seven Star Around The Moon
- 5.
Moo Shu Vegetables
- 6.
Moo Goo Gai Pan
- 7.
Chicken Lo Mein
- 8.
Triple delight
- 9.
Chicken with broccoli
- 10.
Cashew Chicken
A concerned citizen’s Top Ten
Reasons to support gun control now
- 1.
Sandy Hook Elementary, 2012–28 victims
- 2.
Red Lake Senior High, 2012–7 victims
- 3.
Oikos University, 2012–7 victims
- 4.
Northern Illinois University, 2008–6 victims
- 5.
Virginia tech, 2007–33 victims
- 6.
Amish School Shootings, 2006– 6 victims
- 7.
Columbine, 1999–15 victims
- 8.
University of Texas, 1996–16 victims
- 9.
California State University, 1976–7 victims
- 10.
Bath Township 1927–45 victims
PATTY’s Top Ten
MONSTERS THAT AREN’T SCARY
- 1.
Cookie Monster
- 2.
Sully and mike (Monsters Inc.)
- 3.
Casper
- 4.
Moshi Monsters
- 5.
The Iron giant
- 6.
Edward Cullen
- 7.
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Phantom of the Opera
- 8.
Frankenweenie
- 9.
Count Chocula
- 10.
Lady Gaga
Ed’s Top Ten
Naughty bits on game of thrones
- 1.
Season 1: Ep.1, 00:31
- 2.
Season 1: EP.1, 00:51
- 3.
Season 1: Ep.2, 00:40
- 4.
Season 1: Ep.6, 00:44
- 5.
Season 1: Ep.7, 00:11
- 6.
Season 1: Ep.2, 00:40
- 7.
Season 2: Ep.1 00:50
- 8.
Season 2: Ep.2 00:20
- 9.
Season 2, Ep.8 00:41
- 10.
Season 2, Ep.9 00:10
LYNN’s Top Ten
Uses for corn
- 1.
As kernels
- 2.
Popped
- 3.
Creamed
- 4.
In salad
- 5.
On the cobb
- 6.
Grits
- 7.
Soup
- 8.
Thanksgiving decoration
- 9.
Casserole
- 10.
Ethanol
